So, if Gazza gets himself sectioned for wondering around a hotel with a pretend parrot, why hasn't Lenny Henry been sectioned for this toss?
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Saturday, February 09, 2008
Monday, February 04, 2008
Goodbye Fredzilla (final part)
Freddie was sold on EBay tonight for £999, which I think is a bit of a bargain. So it is with a heavy heart that I say goodbye to Fredzilla, but the guy who has bought him is going to live in him in Brighton, so he's clearly going to a great home. I wish him and his new dad all the best.
And as ever, the best thing to do after a split from a loved one is to rebound recklessly onto another relationship, so watch this space...
And as ever, the best thing to do after a split from a loved one is to rebound recklessly onto another relationship, so watch this space...
A Joke about Excuses
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."
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