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Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Double Standards

So, if Gazza gets himself sectioned for wondering around a hotel with a pretend parrot, why hasn't Lenny Henry been sectioned for this toss?

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Saturday, February 09, 2008

More Martial, Less Art

Auditions for a martial arts film!

Monday, February 04, 2008

Goodbye Fredzilla (final part)

Freddie was sold on EBay tonight for £999, which I think is a bit of a bargain. So it is with a heavy heart that I say goodbye to Fredzilla, but the guy who has bought him is going to live in him in Brighton, so he's clearly going to a great home. I wish him and his new dad all the best.

And as ever, the best thing to do after a split from a loved one is to rebound recklessly onto another relationship, so watch this space...

A Joke about Excuses

A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said." I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you."