In a previous posting, I said I'd like to do the London Marathon one day, and when I do, I shall be asking you all to sponsor me. However, there's a lot of training to be done before I can earn any serious cash for my chosen charidee, so it won't be any time yet.
So imagine my joy when I found an event that I have been training for all my life. That could even lead to me being a record breaker in my own name. Oh yes. My time has 'cum' and I hope I can 'pull it off'.
I am, of course, referring to the 'up-cuming' Maturbate-a-Thon 2006, in London on the 5th August. The current record stands at 8 hours and 30 minutes, and it's held by a 'yank'. I think it's time we showed the world that England has the biggest wankers in the world. It'll be 'hard' but I'm sure we can 'menage' it. (Last one a bit tenuous, sorry)
So if anyone fancies meeting up in London for a wank, let me know.
Incredibly, I hear that it is going to be shown on Channel 4. I shouldn't be surprised. Having seen an episode of Big Brother this year, they clearly have no problem filling our screens with tossers.