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Wednesday, July 26, 2006

'Taking Captain Picard to Warp Speed'

In a previous posting, I said I'd like to do the London Marathon one day, and when I do, I shall be asking you all to sponsor me. However, there's a lot of training to be done before I can earn any serious cash for my chosen charidee, so it won't be any time yet.

So imagine my joy when I found an event that I have been training for all my life. That could even lead to me being a record breaker in my own name. Oh yes. My time has 'cum' and I hope I can 'pull it off'.

I am, of course, referring to the 'up-cuming' Maturbate-a-Thon 2006, in London on the 5th August. The current record stands at 8 hours and 30 minutes, and it's held by a 'yank'. I think it's time we showed the world that England has the biggest wankers in the world. It'll be 'hard' but I'm sure we can 'menage' it. (Last one a bit tenuous, sorry)

So if anyone fancies meeting up in London for a wank, let me know.

Incredibly, I hear that it is going to be shown on Channel 4. I shouldn't be surprised. Having seen an episode of Big Brother this year, they clearly have no problem filling our screens with tossers.


Little Zoe said...

Your mother would be so proud.

Anonymous said...

What a delightful notion. Can't join you unfortunately, I'll be in Whitby visiting my grandmother, trying to combat the rapacious inheritance-seeking of my northern cousins.

If you break for coffee, make sure you do your own milk.

Chez Guevara said...

In case my mother is reading this, I would just like to point out that I will not be attending this year's Masturbate-a-thon as I have a prior engagement, handing out soup to homeless orphan kittens at the local church.