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Monday, June 18, 2007

The Stuff of Nightmares


















Is this the most hideous image on the internet? I think only the same picture WITHOUT the black boxes could possibly be worse. I received this picture from an old friend who works in the marketing department of Benetton, and it's saying something if even they found it too extreme.

Oh alright, I made that last bit up. The truth is, I just found it in My Documents, and I have no idea why I did it. Unless it was when I was trying to invent the world's best contraceptive. And perhaps most disturbing of all, I simply named the file 'Gran'. 50 bonus points go to anyone that can come up with a valid reason as to why I did this, which will not involve years of therapy.

6 comments:

Shit Sandwich said...

Euuuurrrggghhh... (shudder)... you've put me right off my Ainsley Harriot roasted vegetable couscous.

On the other hand, I have a perfectly valid explanation for why you called the file "gran" - it was obviously in homage to the great Maurice Gran, half of comedy writing duo Gran and Marks who famously lampooned Thatcher in "The New Statesman". Do I win 50 points?

Anonymous said...

What is clonezonedirect.co.uk ?

Shit Sandwich said...

Interesting question, Anonymous. Having typed the url into my browser, I feel that Chez might owe us some more explanations...

Anonymous said...

Waiting!!!!

Chez Guevara said...

Ahem. Well, I followed the link and yes, it does lead to the world's largest gay store, or something similar.

In my defence, I think I got the picture from Google Images. It's highly unlikely that I'd be trawling through gay sites for pictures of naked old ladies. Isn't it?

God. It just goes from bad to worse, doesn't it. Just goes to show that there are times when you should just keep your mouth shut.

Oh, and yes, Shit, feel free to have 50 points. But I don't think anyone is really convinced.

Yo mutha said...

That picture is so yukky and very very wrong eeeeugh