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Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Top Sneer

There are some foreign phrases, for which we have no English equivalent. A classic example is the German Schadenfreude, which means literally 'joy of harm'. No, this isn't a reference to certain German films, involving chains and an unhealthy interest in bodily fluids; instead, it's kind of enjoyment you get from seeing someone fall over - for example, 'You've Been Framed' is pure undiluted Schadenfreude.

The Italians have a phrase which I have sadly forgotten. It's something like che shemo or something. Perhaps the venerable Tafkass, over at www.verypoor.co.uk will be able to illuminate me. It's loose translation is 'what an idiot', but it's used purely to describe someone that suffers in some way as a direct result of their own stupidity. The best example of this is probably the Darwin Awards.

I am sad to have forgotten that phrase, because it perfectly describes Jeremy Clarkson.









For those not familiar with his work, he's the rather brash British TV presenter of Top Gear. In his column in The Sun, he wrote about the recent Goverment scandal where the bank details of some 25 million people were sent out on a disc and lost by the Government. He stated that it was a storm in a teacup and that fraudsters could do very little with anyone's bank details. So confident was he, that he published his own bank details in the paper. He even gave readers hints as to how to find out his address.

"All you'll be able to do with them is put money into my account. Not take it out. Honestly, I've never known such a palaver about nothing" he told readers.

So, I found it hilarious when a reader set up a £500 monthly direct debit to Diabetes UK using the published details, forcing Clarkson into a humiliating climbdown:

"I opened my bank statement this morning to find out that someone has set up a direct debit which automatically takes £500 from my account" he said. "I was wrong and I have been punished for my mistake. Contrary to what I said at the time, we must go after the idiots who lost the discs and stick cocktail sticks in their eyes until they beg for mercy."

I actually don't mind Jeremy Clarkson - he can be quite funny and I think his brash, smug persona is all part of his comedy. However, I bet I'm not the only one to be thrilled that it happened to him.

3 comments:

tafkass said...

Clarkson is OK, but he's RIGHT on the cusp of believing his own hype. I'd like him a lot more if I was sure that he was being tongue-in-cheek most of the time. As it is, he makes me slightly uneasy; the recent "Clarkson for PM" thing didn't help. I just hope he realises that, deep down, he's just Chris Moyles for middle-aged right-wing tossbags. James May is a nice bloke, whereas Hammond is an absolute arsehole (that's how he comes across, plus I have it on good authority from someone who's worked with him).

None of this stops "Top Gear" from being an excellent programme.

Sorry, is this the "Points of View", or have I got the wrong link again?

spleenal said...

oh yes that was funny
though i think clarkson knows people think he's a bit of a twat and plays up to that

Michael said...

Thanks for the correction, btw, Chez - I always thought that "schadenfreude" translated literally as "shameful joy" (as in "wie schade").