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Wednesday, December 03, 2008

Jokes...

Q. What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A. Dr Dre

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I went to the doctor with chest pains. He took some x-rays and an ECG, and then told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why?

He said "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Q. What's the loudest sound in music?
A. Stevie Wonder answering his iron.

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Q. What's Stevie Wonder's favourite colour?
A. Corduroy

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Two monkeys are in a bath.
First monkey says "Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah!"
Second monkey says "For God's sake, put some cold water in, Kevin"

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Q. What's the first sign of madness?
A. Suggs walking up your drive

1 comment:

Hips Unhinged Ltd said...

#1 gets the prize for 'Joke I Really Shouldn't Laugh At But Is the Reason I Nearly Choked On My Cheese Sandwich' of the day. Nice one.