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Wednesday, December 03, 2008


Q. What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A. Dr Dre


I went to the doctor with chest pains. He took some x-rays and an ECG, and then told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why?

He said "because I'm trying to examine you."


Q. What's the loudest sound in music?
A. Stevie Wonder answering his iron.


Q. What's Stevie Wonder's favourite colour?
A. Corduroy


Two monkeys are in a bath.
First monkey says "Oooh! Ooooh! Ooooh! Aaaah! Aaaah! Aaaah!"
Second monkey says "For God's sake, put some cold water in, Kevin"


Q. What's the first sign of madness?
A. Suggs walking up your drive

1 comment:

Hips Unhinged Ltd said...

#1 gets the prize for 'Joke I Really Shouldn't Laugh At But Is the Reason I Nearly Choked On My Cheese Sandwich' of the day. Nice one.