Thursday, April 23, 2009

What's the plural of Haiku?

My cock is so big
It's like an elephant's trunk.
How big is yours, then?

Britain's Got Talent.
I almost ripped my cock off.
Won't watch that again.

Poor Jim Magilton
He's been replaced by Roy Keane.
Shame, but he was shit.

5 comments:

Hips Unhinged Ltd said...

Actually, the plural of 'haiku' is 'haiku'. I love writing them; when I worked as a waitress, I used to leave poetic notes for my boss all the time, along the lines of:

Blossom falls gently
From the dewy tree of life
We've run out of jam.

[Etc etc]

My favourite haiku (for which I can't take credit unfortunately) is:

To express oneself
In seventeen syllables
Is very diffic-

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