Two nuns in a bath
One says "where's the soap?"
The other says "it's just there on the soap dish behind you"
Q. How many people from Pakistan can you fit in a mini?
A. Four. Two in the front and two in the back. Unless you have a third seat belt in the back middle, in which case it's five.
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A. The Holocaust.
Q. What is ET short for?
A. Because he has little legs.