Yes, we really do think that all Aussies talk like Alf in Home & Away, and the worst insult you can throw at someone is that they should "rack off, ya flamin' mongrel".
Anyhoo, I was on MSN with my old friends Carla from Buenos Aires and Rahne from Oz. And I was amazed to hear that some of Rahne's school kids read this blog (which is why, dear reader, I haven't used the words 'cunt' or 'fuck' recently).
So I'd just like to say a hearty "flaming galah" to the Year 8's in, erm, Wagamamamamba school (Rahne did tell me the real name, but I've forgotten it. Sorry, I'm not the sharpest stingray tail at the bottom of the sea).
But fascinating to find out how many people are actually reading the blog, and from all over the world. As citizens of the world, I welcome you one and all.