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Friday, September 15, 2006

Make the Pie Higher















Here is a poem made up entirely of genuine George W Bush quotes.

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Excellent one, Chez. Is that all your own creation?

Chez Guevara said...

I would like to say Yes, but I'd be lying. It was borrowed from the Ipswich Town message board!

Unknown said...

Heh, that's really funny! "The human being and the fish can coexist"... You've been very kind with your links to my site. I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to swipe this and post it on mine (with a link back to you, Che, of course!).