Just received perhaps my most bizarre spam email to date from someone called Mari Rutherford. The subject was simply: "armpit clockwatcher allusive". Although I'm used to those being weird, I thought this example was particularly creative. However, that wasn't the weird part of it. The text ran:
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And that was it. No link, no attempt to sell me tablets that would allow me to 'drape my cock over my shoulder'. Needless to say, I was rather perplexed. Although I've always thought that spam was pointless anyway - surely NOBODY buys anything from the internet like that - I really can't see the point in this one. What an absolute waste of time.