I've got a little tracking thing on the blog that shows where the readers of White Spirit come from. Not any personal details, before you get too worried, just which web sites referred them and which keywords they used to get here. And some of the results have been just downright strange.
Apparently, I've had 1150 referrals from Google, which is nice of them. The top keyword was 'Postma', which I assume is about a story I ran about the former Aston Villa keeper Stefan Postma's ex-girlfriend releasing a video of her, ahem, checking his prostate with a strap-on.
The next most popular keyword - a staggering 112 times - was 'titfuck'. And I am pretty sure at no point in the blog have I used that phrase. I've searched google for 'titfuck' - obviously for research purposes, you understand - and I'm nowhere to be seen. Although bizarrely, there is a link to a website called Catholic Social Services.
I had 11 referrals for 'Sipi' and I don't even know what a sipi is. Although I think it might be something to do with rugby. But there you go. Just interesting to speculate what they think when they get here...