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Friday, August 18, 2006

The Dangers of Dwarf Dalliance...

I think this is the strangest story of the day...

A Philippines judge who said he consulted imaginary mystic dwarves has failed to convince the Supreme Court to allow him to keep his job. He told investigators three mystic dwarves - Armand, Luis and Angel - had helped him to carry out healing sessions during breaks in his chambers.

In a letter to the court he said: "From obscurity, my name and the three mystic dwarves became immortal."

However, with a late entry for the 2006 Understatement of the Year Award, the Supreme Court said dalliance with dwarves would gradually erode the public's acceptance of the judiciary as the guardian of the law, if not make it an object of ridicule.

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