Political Lookeylikey

I give you Data Cameron, from Star Trek.

Topical Lookey-likie

One is a near-mythical being that likes to let a young boy ride on his head etc and so on.

Political Lookey-likie

Former Chief Executive of HBOS and until recently Deputy Chairman of the FSA James Crosby and X-Files Assistant Director at the FBI, Walter Skinner. And they don't just look the same - they're both victims of hand / face superglue pranks.

I'm sure there's a joke about fucking up the country and 'the Truth is out there' or some other X-Files reference, but I can't be arsed to think one up. Just work it out for yourselves - let me know if you come up with anything half decent.

Football Lookeylikie

Manchester United winger 'Nani' and Michael Jackson from Thriller...

Apparently Michael Jackson's recent problems began after he misunderstood the suggestion "why don't you try twenty seven year olds?"

Musical Lookey-likey

"When you've just got the sack
And you look like Gene Hack (man)
That's Scolari...."

(to the tune of That's Amore)

Wrestling Lookeylikey

Wrestling legend and sometime filmstar The Rock and Doncaster's own Wayne Scott. Separated at birth? No, not reeeeeeaallly...

Which makes it all the more bizarre that Mr Scott has been charged with three counts of fraud for trying to obtain goods under false pretences by pretending to be The Rock.

Apparently, he contacted Everton Football Club and tried to get free tickets to the Everton - Manchester United game. He also contacted Manchester United and tried to get them to send him free stuff too.

Incredibly, his rouse failed as neither club had probably heard of T' Rock and he is now facing a probable prison sentence.

Football Lookeylikey

Eng-er-land defender Joleon Lescott and Warf the Klingon from Star Trek.

On the Roeder Nowhere

New Carrot Rud manager Glenn Roeder and stroke-victim winker-weirdo Anne Robinson. I must say, I've never seen them in the same room at the same time.

Rather intrigued at Naaaaarwich's new manager. He had one good season at West Ham, but has been pretty crap everywhere else he's been. At Newcastle, he spent a lot of money and although he did have injury problems, he simply wasn't good enough. And Naaaaarwich have also spent big this year, but sit proudly at the bottom of the league.

And on Sunday afternoon it's the East Anglian derby at Carrot Rud. What better game could he start with? The mighty Ipswich are currently 4th in the league and playing well. Well, they're playing well at home, at least. I still think we've got enough to beat the budgies at Carrot Rud, but I do expect Roeder to lead them out of trouble. It would be a shame if our inbred cousins were to be relegated (snigger snigger).

Mourinho Lookeylikey

Football Lookeylikie

With the advent of the new football season nearly upon us, here is Liverpool's Dirk Kuyt and Sloth from the Goonies.

Carlos 'Nick Nack' Tevez contract leaked

Looks like MSI's chance of victory in the High Court is unlikely, now that a 'source' at Wet Sham has leaked Carlos Tevez's contract onto the internet. Hopefully this will bring an end to this shocking (and very boring) state of affairs, which has portrayed both the Premier League and Wet Sham in a far from flattering light.

Eurovision Lookeylikie

Spurred on by the Shit Sandwich's great lookeylikie of Marija Serifovic, the Serbian winner, behold my own attempt with Roland from Grange Hill. Which is best? You decide...

Topical Lookeylikey

Our soon to be ex-Prime Minister and the rather odd Richard James from Aphex Twin.

Doctor Lookeylikie

One is Doctor Evil. The other is that bloke from the Austin Powers films. Badaboom!

Football Lookeylikie

One is so scrawny a strong wind can blow it over, and would have absolutely no chance of directing a football even if it ever got onto a pitch. The other is used for advertising things outside garages.

Three in a bed Look-a-like Xmas Special

Balding goth Sisters of Mercy singer Andrew 'Moaner' Eldritch; übercamp Judas Priest frontman Rob 'Yes, that is a Whip I'm Holding' Halford; and forehead-kissing French goalkeeper Fabien 'Le Grand Slaphead' Barthez.

"Flamin Galah! We're like two Dingos in a Pod"

Is what Alf Stewart would almost certainly not have said if ever he came face to face with useless ex-German and honourary Jock manager Berti Vogts.

Celebrity Lovechild

New West Ham signing Carlos Tevez... I can't work out whether he looks more like Mutley or more like the Incredible Hulk. Maybe the love child of both...

Carry on Lookeylikie...

Young Dee and Carry on Star Kenneth Williams...

Yet More World Cup Lookylikies

Portugal's Luis Figo and former WWF wrestler Razor Ramon.