Sunday, October 29, 2006

A Joke about Suicide

A guy walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

"Fuck Off" says the librarian, "You'll never bring it back"

(Again, courtesy of my lovely sister)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hehe, nice one.

I went to the library yesterday and instead of swiping my card, the librarian cut about an inch off the bottom of one of my trouser legs. "Crikey," I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."