Just when you think you can't be shocked any more, you read a story that just makes you think again. A guy in America (where else?) is being charged with having sex with a dog. But not just any dog. With a dead dog. Think that's bad? It gets worse.
Not only was the dog dead, it had been dead for four or five days. Think that's bad? Keep reading... Not only was the dog dead and had been for four or five days, it was also in the street. In full view of a day care centre.
The day care centre had called the police to get rid of the dog, and they turned up as Mr Kuch was in full swing. So not only was he witnessed by the staff at the day care centre, he was also spotted by the rozzers too.
And incredibly, that's still not all. They caught him hiding in his girlfriend's attic (yes, he has a girlfriend, which is amazing in itself) and it turned out that the dog was his girlfriend's dog. There is no word on whether he'd been grooming the dog before the incident, though.
But it's not just dogs that are in this week's news, there's also been some 'horse'play both in the US and also here in the UK. But as ever, we Brits just lack the sexual imagination of our foreign counterparts. Ours (who had the dubious honour of being banned from every field in Britain) just had sex with the horse. The American covered himself in olive oil, rolled around in oats and then encouraged the horses to lick the oats off him. Apparently it had been a long-standing fantasy of his. Now that's imagination.
However, the most disturbing story I came across today (and I promise I haven't been googling 'animal sex and necrophilia') was the story of three young men (again in the US) who were arrested for trying to dig up a grave in order to have sex with a corpse. Now that's pretty shocking in itself, but that's not the really incredible thing. They were caught red-handed by the rozzers and they admitted exactly what they were up to. They'd even bought condoms. The most amazing thing about this story is that the sexual assault charges were droppped because there is no law in the US that outlaws necrophilia. If ever there was a real meaning to the phrase 'perverting the course of justice', this story is definitely it.
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I don't want to think about this too much, but why did they bring condoms? Did they think they were going to get the corpse pregnant or something?
Incidentally, the guys in the bar tonight were also discussing the most disgusting sexual practices they'd heard of. I'm not easily shocked, but my God, the beer almost curdled. Ever heard of 'space-docking'? Go on, Google it. It'll get you back for the 'quim' thing.
I googled that. Oh my god. Something like that had not entered my head as being even a possibility. I suspect it's a German thing.
And yes, it was pretty hideous... For the truly brave... There is ACTUALLY a video.
http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=3500
But seriously, don't go there unless you have a very, VERY strong stomach.
Let's just say it's also known as a 'rusty trumbone'.
Forgive me, but I don't think I'll be following that link.
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