I really like this one. So a burglar decides to steal some computers from a shop, which seems like a good idea. But our master criminal decided to rob a CCTV camera shop, where he was filmed by over a dozen demonstration CCTV cameras. And unfortunately for him, the computers were bolted down.
After a while he appeared to notice that the store was filled with security cameras, because then he pulled his coat over his head. Although this devious criminal mastercut was slightly undone by the fact that he also kept going up to the cameras and staring straight into them.
His next masterstroke was executed flawlessly, as he took $250 from the cash register and hid in some nearby bushes until the police arrived. The police arrested him after a short chase, after they saw him hiding in the bushes.
2 comments:
The best one I ever saw was a mugger who obviously misunderstood the point of an identity parade. As they escorted him into the room, he pointed at the young lady and said, "That's her - that's the woman I mugged."
That is brilliant! I wish I'd seen that...
Post a Comment