Q. What language does a gay Jew speak?
A. Heblew.
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5 comments:
Haha.
Lame, but hey, I laughed.
http://islandphilosophy.blogspot.com
That was appalling, even for you, Chez.
If you think thats bad try this one:
Guy goes into bar with a giraffe and orders a pint for himself and a double whisky for the giraffe, they keep drinking all night, then the guy goes to the toilet and leaves the giraffe at the bar, the giraffe decides to go outside for some fresh air but falls over in the doorway, when the guy comes back from the loo the barman says "You can't leave that lyin there" the guy says that ain't no Lion its a giraffe.
Well?
"Heblew" would be even funnier if it were a gay JAPANESE Jew.
Damn, shit, I wish I'd thought of that.
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