A guy walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
"Fuck Off" says the librarian, "You'll never bring it back"
(Again, courtesy of my lovely sister)
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Hehe, nice one.
I went to the library yesterday and instead of swiping my card, the librarian cut about an inch off the bottom of one of my trouser legs. "Crikey," I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."
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Hehe, nice one.
I went to the library yesterday and instead of swiping my card, the librarian cut about an inch off the bottom of one of my trouser legs. "Crikey," I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."
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