On my list of things to do before I die is to write an autobiography. Although I don't hold high hopes for this, due to the fact that I can't remember what I did yesterday, let alone 20 years ago. I knew I should have kept a diary.
But I do have a title for it... I used to do a bit of online dating. I shall use my 'tagline' as the title. It read:
"Are you The One? Or will you end up under the patio like all the others?"
Incredibly, I actually used to get people contact me, even though I was basically implying I would murder them if it didn't work out.
But my cousin has sent me some autobiographies that I would read...